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Post by [`love me] FRITOLAY [`hate me] on Oct 29, 2008 20:09:13 GMT -5
Summary:
In which Sakura is in denial, Naruto is confused, Hinata is stuttering, Sasuke is missing and Itachi is just there. All of this in the Journal of an Uzumaki. Uzumaki Naruto to be exact.
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Um...It's lunch time, and...I don't know what day it is, but I'm hungry!
I hate Kakashi-sensei! I can`t believe he's making me. Us. Whatever. Have a diary. But this isn't a diary. `cause I am a man and men don't have diaries. So, I guess this is, like, uh...a Journal! So not a diary. Journal. Definitely.
Ugh.
I'm huuuungry.
--Uzumaki Naruto, dattebayo!
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Like...1:21 PM or something...I found out what day it was, but I forgot.
It is just me or has Sakura-chan been stalking Sasuke-teme's older brother for a while? I seriously can't believe that I didn't notice it before...Then again, maybe she's just trying to get Weaselface over there to tell her where THE f**kING HELL IS SASUKE?
I mean, I haven't seen him since we were like...thirteen. I've heard some weird rumours that he transfered to Oto Academy; but isn't that like run by a pedo or somethin`?
Tch.
Whatever.
The thing that matters right now is that: SAKURA-CHAN, WHY'RE YOU STALKING ANOTHER UCHIHA?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES.
Not cool.
Not cool, at all.
--The unhappy Naruto.
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2:34 PM 8-14-08
HAH.
I finally found out what day it was!
Anyways, I had a talk with Sakura-chan about her stalking issues:
Sakura-chan: Stop following me, Naruto!
Me (Naruto): No! I mean, sure! I mean, no! I'm worried about you, Sakura-chan. You're following an Uchiha again.
Sakura-chan: What the Hell?! I am not!
Me (Naruto): I know it's hard for you, Sakura-chan. What with, Sasuke-teme being an not a very nice person and leaving us all. But you don't need to follow his OLDER BROTHER! You can find other ways to spend your free time, Sakura-chan.
Sakura-chan: What the f**k, Naruto?! I am not stalking him! I am just...Seeing if I find anything interesting if I follow him. Besides, I'm only following him because he might know where Sasuke-kun is.
Me (Naruto): *Pats Sakura-chan* It's okay to be in denial, Sakura-chan! I'll get you help! It's a pro--
Sakura-chan: *Punches Me (Naruto) for no reason AT ALL* I don't need any help, Naruto! *Stomps off angrily like the PMSing woman she is*
Geez.
I was only trying to help, what the hell climbed up her ass and lost it's way out?
Seriously.
--A confuzzled Naruto.
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2:36 PM 8-14-08
I AM STILL HUNGRY.
Grr...
--A hungry Uzumaki Naruto.
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10...something AM. 8-15-08
I met some weird girl a little while ago. She kept stuttering and her face started getting really red when I asked her is she had a fever. I think she's a new student, I've never seen her before. Maybe she'll let me be her guide `cause I know the campus like the...I forgot I was going to say.
WHATEVER.
Anyways, I saw Sakura-chan hiding behind a pole as SASUKE'S OLDER BROTHER got into his car. I think she need some help. I mean seriously, what is wrong with her?
--A worried Uzumaki Naruto.
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12:18 PM I think. 8-15-08
Five Top Reasons Women in general are FREAKS
5. They can beat the crap out of me without breaking a sweat.
4. Some of them eat like...like...ME!
3. Some of them DON'T eat like me. Hell, they barely eat at all.
2. They never fall for my dashing looks and charms. I mean; WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?
And the top reason why Women in general are FREAKS:
1. They always seem to fall for the tough looking guy with good looks.
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Well, enough of that nuts. Anyways, I saw the weird girl again. She was with a weird guy that looked kinda like her, but kinda not.
Other then that, things were pretty boring...
WAIT.
I saw Sakura-chan NOT stalking Sasuke's older brother for once. Instead she was TALKING TO HIM.
I must say, Sakura-chan has reached a new low.
--A disappointed Uzumaki Naruto.
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[/center]5:06 PM 8-16-08
I have so picked out the thing I want to become when I'm older.
A NEENJA.
`cause NEENJAs are like, so cool. No, duh.
If I were a NEENJA; I would like...be awesome! And definitely kick ass!
Oh yes.
--Uzumaki Naruto the NEENJA!
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5:30 PM 8-16-08
Sakura-chan stared at me like I was the craziest person to ever exist on the planet when I brought up the subject of being a NEENJA. I bet that one weird girl wouldn't judge me!
Then again, I don't know her.
...
I just went up to SASUKE'S OLDER BROTHER and told him to stay away from Sakura-chan, and do you know what he said/did?!
He said, "...I have no idea what you're talking about Uzumaki-kun," and then he walked away AS IF HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT!
Pssshhh.
They probably think that they can lie to The Uzumaki Naruto.
Hah.
I think not.
I laugh at those who dare think such ridiculous thoughts.
Seriously.
--The Almighty Uzumaki Naruto!
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7:42 PM 8-16-08
I just watched this one show. It was, like, super cool.
It was about ninjas and stuff. And the ninjas were all like "KYAAAA" and the evil people were all like "AAAHHH, I'M DYINGGG"! This is why I would love being a ninja. It's all about general kicking butt-ness.
I mean, who wouldn't want to be a ninja? It's way better than being a pirate! Seriously! Who the heck wants a talking bird stuck to their shoulder all the time?!
And I bet they don't have ramen on those ships of their's either.
--The Happy Uzumaki Naruto!
incomplete
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Author's Note:
aaaahhh. D: This was for my friend's belated b-day present. Which was like a month ago. -is obviously a very distracted person- sorrry, friiiiiieeennnddd. D:[/color]
Anywho, the story is incomplete, but I will work on it later! I just thought I should at least give you somethin` since I totally wonked it out in August. ;D For the record, I have no idea what "wonk" means. It just sounded like a cool word to use.
Oh and con-crit is greatly appreciated. =P Also comments too!
